Mama Stinks!

While hanging out with my kids this morning, I kept catching a whiff of something that smelled gross. It came and went as I searched my area. I checked the couch, the carpet, blankets, and of course I checked each kid.

After searching for a bit, I realized the odor was me! ┬áNot the “I haven’t showered in several days” smell, (I got used to that smell long ago.) But a faint urine smell. Continue reading

It’s Just a Little White Lie…

I am a terrible liar. Some could argue it’s a great quality to have. Except when it comes to surprises, I have a hard time pulling it off.

I very rarely lie to my children, but when I do, it’s usually a doozy.

Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Leprechauns…

Yesterday, I introduced Miss Z to the Binky Fairy. Yes. She’s real.

Either that, or I have a three year old that still relies on a pacifier to fall asleep.

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The Potty is for Suckers!

*This post was originally published 2/4/14.
Ever have one of those moments where you think, “How did I get here?”

As I was rocking my 7 month old to sleep for his nap, I kept thinking that.  Not because he was squirming and kinda screaming, but because of the pee I was still covered in from when my 2 1/2 year old daughter peed on me minutes earlier. Apparently I was not thinking clearly enough to put the upset baby down, go downstairs and change my clothes.

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